Quick clarifying question before I write: Is "Call of the Commissar" an actual, officially documented GW2 item with its own lore, or would you prefer I craft a fictional, narrative piece inspired by the name and its vibe? If you’d like the fictional route, I’ll weave in a natural, 500-word story that touches on gameplay significance and market flavor (including Saddlebag Exchange) in a seamless, paragraph-long narrative. If you want the real-item version, please confirm and I’ll tailor it to the authentic lore and details.